I Wish Microsoft Would Just Buy Activision Already
I dread typing this knowing there are those out there who would take a bullet for Phil Spencer, but let's go. Don't get me wrong. I hate that Microsoft is buying ActivisionBlizzardKing because of [insert ol' trusty monopoly argument here]. I almost never cheer for one giant, ruthless corporation purchasing another giant, worker-violating corporation. Unless it's Disney buying FOX. And really, after what FOX did to the Phoenix in the X-men franchise, they should've had their movie-making license revoked immediately... AND they did it TWICE! How do you kill Cyclops off-screen?!?! I'm getting worked up again. My doctor warned me not to bring up Brett Ratner like this—we all know what it does to my forehead anger lines. Where is my Emotional Support James Marsden™ body pillow? Disney, you own the rights to Gambit now, so don't Wolverine Origins it. But I digress... If... sorry... WHEN Microsoft buys ABK, because let's be honest, when has a corporation ever b